ADVANTAGES OF GROWING OLD 变老的好处
Kidnappers are not interested in you. 绑匪对你没有兴趣。
People call at 9 p.m. and ask ,"Did I wake you?" 人们晚上9点打电话会问:“吵醒你了吗?”
There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 没有什么困难的事要去做了。
You can eat dinner at 4:00 o'clock. 下午4点你就可以吃完饭了。
You can live without sex,but not without your glasses. 你可以过着没有性的生活,但是不能没有眼镜。
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 你不再认为速度限制是个挑战。
Your back goes out more than you do. -----------S1----------
Your eyes won't get much worse. 你的视力不会变的更差了。
Your investment in health insurance is finnally beginning to pay off. 你在医疗保险上的投资开始收到回报了。
--------S2-------你的关节比国家气象台预报还准确。(国家气象~The National Weather Service)
Your secrets are safe with your friends ,because they can't remember them either.
你的秘密可以安全的和伙伴们分享,因为他们根本记不住这些秘密。
SO ENJOY IT ~~~YOU ARE GETTING OLDER.所以享受它吧,你正在变老.
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