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UNDERSTANDING WONAN 解读女子
If you kiss her ,you are not a gentleman; 吻她吧，不够君子
If you don't,you are not a man. 不吻吧，不够汉子
If you praise her,she thinks you are lying;夸她吧，说你撒谎
If you don't,you are good for nothing. 不夸吧，说你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes,she is abusing;顺她吧，说你气管炎
If you don't,you are not understanding. 不顺吧，不善解人意
If you visit her too often,she thinks it is boring; 常看她，嫌你厌烦
If you don't,she accuses you of double crossing. ------S1--------
If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy;穿好点,说你花心
If you don't,you are a dull boy. 邋遢些,缺个心眼
If you are a minute late,she complains it's hard to wait;你晚了,她等得烦
If she is late,she says that's a girl's way. 她晚了,女孩特权
If you visit another,she accuses you of being a heel; 你访友,说你堕落
If she is visited by another,"oh it's natural,we are girls". 她聚会,天性其乐
If you kiss her once in a while,she professes you are cold; 少亲她,你太冷淡
If you kiss her too many times,she yells that you are taking advantage. -------S2------
So simple,yet so complex.简简繁繁
So weak,yet so powerful. 弱弱强强
So confusing,yet so desirable. 晕头转向,魂牵梦绕
"O LORD,tell me what to do.AMEN" "上帝阿!你告诉我怎么办?阿门"

 

UNDERSTANDING MEN 解读男子
Men,summed up: 男子总结起来就是：
The nice men are ugly. 好男子长得不怎么样。
The handsome men are not nice. 英俊的男子，人品不怎么样。
The handsome and nice men are gay. 既英俊人品又好的男子是同性恋。
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 既英俊人品又好的非同性恋男子已经结婚了。
The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men,have no moeny. 不怎么英俊，但人品好的男子没钱。
The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. 不怎么英俊,但有钱，人品也不错的男子认为我们看中的是他们的钱。
The men who are somewhat handsome,nice men with money are shy and never make the first move!!!---------S1---------
The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.---------S2--------
NOW~~WHO IN THE HELLUNDERSHANGS MEN?现在~~到底谁真正了解男人？

 

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